Well good evening. I said good evening. Well, welcome to three hours of lunacy. This next one is for a friend of ours called John Reed. It's all about the LA queens.

Well it's indeed a pleasure to be back for the third night, but how weak the mortal frame.

Thank you very much. You're very kind. Well I guess we all dream as dreamers do. ah We must dedicate this song to perhaps one of the biggest dreamers in the world. A star qualty badgeholder to MR. John Bindon. He of the plunker.

Alright. Oh yes. This changes the attmosphere a little bit now. This is ah, a song that maybe we have to sing when we get back to England, for those who are not sure what we've been up to. It's an English blues.

Jimmy Page on guitar there. Jimmy Page. This is a song um, about one of the journey's that sometimes can bring suprises that you don't expect to encounter. It features John Paul Jones on keyboards. It's called No Quarter.

John Paul Jones grand piano. Lonney John Paul Jones. John Two slacks Jones. John Paul Looney Jones, grand piano. John Paul Jones. This is a song that once again features the immense talents of John Paul Looney two slacks Jones. This time with a three necked acoustic instrument which brings him to the center of the spotlight. It also gives you an opportunity to play spot the looney. This is a song that ah, it's really about the first love that you ever come across. A love that you leave behind, and then you come, shut up. The love that you leave behind, and then when it's too late you try and grab it and it's gone. This is John two Bonhams Looney Bonahm/ Ten Years Bonham.

Thank you very much ta. At this point in the procedings you can see why we carry such a large crew of people with us because six of the fifty people are now on stage. The other forty four are with the young ladies in the dressing room. Along of course with Peter Grant who doesn't have his badgeholder here tonight. Tonight's word of the concert is Badge. If you are a badgeholder of a rock start you are somebody to be reckoned with. Are you a badgeholder? Are you badgeholders? John Bonham knows about badgeholders, don't you John? He's got a badgeholder in the audience, long blond hair. It's really great to be back on the West coast where things make sense.

Well this is a song that ah, can you turn up the guitar in the monitors please? This is a song that refers to the constant search for the badgeholder. In fact, sorry Raymond comes from Scotland. It's like Alabama.

OH oh oh oh oh oh, you don't have to go. Once again Jones is waiting for the spotlight to swing his way as he comes out yet again with one of his prodigal instruments. This is a song about um, sort of a mariatl situation that occurred in the midlands of England. Shut up Bonzo, and this is for anybody who's a badgeholder of John Bonham's in the room. Any badgeholders of John Bonham, Linda rainbow included.

Let me take you there. Well I guess that's an eight out of ten. Right now ah, it's that time of the night where we'd like to talk about badgeholders because the next song, oh no, we're gonna change the program, but we can still have a look at badgeholder. Is there anybody on the spotlights who can find us a badgeholder? She's got a baloon over the toy shop. Ok, we'll look for the badgeholder. I'm not a badgeholder. We're gonna change the program and dedicate the next piece to ah, the automobile industry. This is called Trampled Underfoot.

As you can ah, thank you very much, by the way, as you can no doubt tell by the movement on the snare drum there, it's now time to have a look at a badgholder. Can we have a look at a badgeholder? There she is. There's Bonzo's badgeholder over ther on the left of the stage. A big round of applause for Bonzo's badgeholder. Fantastic. Wearing a blue suit. So here you are John, and your diamond studded, shut up, diamond studded badge holding time. John Bonham Over the Top.

John Bonham and Mr. Keith Moon. John Henry Bonham and Mr. Keith Moon. The dynamic looneys. Keith Moon. Mr. John Moon, and Mr. Keith Bonham. What amazing men of steel who know badgeholders.

Thank you very much. Hope we're not keeping you up. This ah, well this doesn't need anything. No talking. Nothing.

It's been a long time LA. Thank you very much. Hope we didn't keep you up too long. John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page and meself. Good night. Keith Moon.

LA, It's been very funny. Good night.