You get A in biology
You get A in psychology
You're a wizz in your science class
In a quiss, you're a zinch to pass
But when you're out with me Baby
You get D, D in love

Smarty cat, you're the teachers pet
You've got brains, that you ain't used yet
You can name every president
Yes in scool, you're a hundred procent
But when the lights are low, Zero
You get D, D in love

Here's your report card:

Kissing, you're gotta practice nightly
Hugging, you're gotta squeze more tightly
I recommend this remedy:
Lots and lots and lots and lots of homework with me

You're an encyclopedia
Baby I can't get near to you
I know you know your ABC
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You've got a high IQ,
Shame on you
You get D, D in love

Kissing, you're gotta practice nightly
Hugging, you're gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this remedy:
Lots and lots and lots and lots of homework with me

You're an encyclopedia
Baby I can't get near to you
I know you know your ABC
But you flunk in L-O-V-E
You've got a high IQ,
Shame on you
You get D, D in love
You get D, D in love
You get D, D in love